Monday, March 2, 2020

5 Reasons to hate February


OH MY GOD...it's over. FINALLY. February is the WORST month of the year...I am JUMPING FOR JOY that we actually lived through it.  February is the WORST month of the year for sooo many reasons.
  • The weather. Which always sucks. It's one of the coldest months of the year...uf there is going to be an Arctic Freeze...orone of those Polar Vortexes -- it'll happen in February.
  • The old snow. Everybody loves FRESH, NEW SNOW....but absolutely nobody loves old, hard, gray snow. The piles have been in the parking lots for months now...and they are lethal.
yes -- this was fun.  IT WAS NOVEMBER...we loved it...
THIS is what it looks like in February. We are OVER it...
  • The whole world is completely without color. There is no green, no pink, no flowers -- even the sky is gray.  Everything is gray....
  • The short days. HOLY COW...this is so painful. It gets dark by 4:00 most days -- and the lack of sunshine makes everybody crabby beyond measure.
  • The crabby people. I'm telling you -- people are PISSY. I used to work retail, and in February, customers would walk into the store wanting to pick a fight. IT IS HARD TO MAINTAIN A HAPPY, CHEERFUL ATTITUDE...

The only GOOD thing about February is it's the shortest month of the year!! AND -- when it's over -- we get to live another MARCH. Which is my FAVORITE month of the year.... birthdays and all that...

Yes -- for sure -- LET'S GET ON WITH IT.  MARCH, MARCH, MARCH...YIPPEE KAYEE...HERE WE COME...

2 comments:

  1. I actually like February
    - Jim's birthday is in February
    - The entire month is the anticipation buildup for Sewing & Stitchery Expo at the end of the month
    - I get extra hours at work Valentine's week, which means extra money to spend at Expo
    - it's a great month for cozying up with a hot beverage and a good book
    - We in the PNW appreciate the rare, sunny February day. Everyone is at the parks that rare day, even if it's only in the 30s-40s

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    1. And,hey -- YOU GET TO BUY SOME $15 buttons! Yes, I can see why you would like February, Laura!!

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