But then, alas, I got lost in the world that is this year's Bachelor show...and forgot the point I was trying to make...
|And after years of not having television as a part of her life (she only had a BASIC cable package). Well -- guess what? After she went back to Minnesota this year -- SHE STARTED WATCHING THE BACHELOR...|
Monday: Bachelor; Celebrity Apprentice (soon to be replaced by The Voice); Catfish (on MTV, about people who are having internet relationships with people who are not real); Vanderpump Rules
Tuesday: Dance Moms, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Chicago Fire, Child Genius
Wednesday: American Idol, Goldbergs, The Americans (BEST new show -- about spies who implant themselves in America)
Thursday: American Idol, Grey's Anatomy, The Blacklist, Scandal, Project Runway All-Stars, Rehab Addict,
Friday: A bad night for television....But, we do have Hawaii Five-O (my new obsession show...a cross between the A Team and Blue Bloods)...and then, too, Shark Tank. I love, love, love Mr. Wonderful. YOU ARE DEAD TO ME...is my newest favorite phrase. Although, I'm having a hard time fitting it into regular conversation...
Saturday: Even worse than Friday, if that's possible. This is the night I am thankful to be such an accomplished DVR Ninja...cuz I watch all the shows I DVR'd throughout the week.
Sunday Night: This is my YING and YANG night. Two of my absolute favorite shows. SISTER WIVES and DOWNTON ABBEY. (I'm pretty sure the title of those two shows have never been in the same sentence before.)
Please stop sending shocked emails asking how I can find all the time to watch all this useless, trashy television.
I refuse to be judged...and you can thank me later...