Monday, November 29, 2010

Dr. Phil & Breakfast Club wisdom

This is a picture of my friend Sandy -- one of my breakfast/blook clubbers...

You KNOW how much I enjoy these women...and I just wanted to thank Sandy for recently sending me an email with these words of wisdom:

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you
have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.

Happiness is not a matter of events; it depends upon the tides of the

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