I wanted to start the New Year with a post that had NO BAD MEDICAL NEWS...no old people falling or being rushed to an Emergency Room.
Hey -- maybe that'll happen TOMORROW...
But, today -- we have another serious development. Dean started getting open sores on his hand...Nicole took a picture with her cellphone and sent it to Dean's doctor. Who said, "BRING HIM IN RIGHT AWAY..."
Ugh...with all the snow and ice...and he's in a back brace...really??..so -- Off they go...
Dean has MRSA.
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Turns out -- I really needed a chuckle this morning. And, thanks to many of you -- I often get EXACTLY what I need via email...
Mary Mulari sent this list of "Psychotherapy for Seniors"...and I can just about picture her and her buddies up there in the Great North doing ALL THESE THINGS...
How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity in RETIREMENT...
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars and watch them slow down!
2. On all your check stubs, write, "For Sexual Favors"
3. Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.
4. With a serious face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
5. Sing along at The Opera.
6. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
8. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go....'
9. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy , go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: My Favorite...
10. Go to a large Department store's fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out, "There's no paper in here!"
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