Tuesday, February 11, 2020

Art of Homemaking THE END...sue

I often say this..."there may be somebody, somewhere, who is having more fun than me...but I don't know who..."

The Art of Homemaking Exhibit is over now...nothing but a distant memory...

But, ahhh...what sweet memories.

During the final week of the Exhibit, I gave several very special tours.
This beautiful piece was my friend Sue's favorite...
Sue is one of the best homemakers I know...also, a wonderful mother!!
We've been friends for over 50 years...and have shared many wonderful times.  Graduations, our children's weddings, grandkids...Well -- you get the picture.
After the Exhibit tour -- we went out for a special lunch.  And a LONG OVERDUE catch-up visit.
Oh, yeah -- the Axis Hotel -- Souffle pancakes and Eggs Benedict!!
The Friendship Quilt is surrounded by cross-stitch samplers...
I can't tell you where every one of my samplers came from....but chances are real good that I was junking with a friend when each one of them was purchased...also, my price point for a sampler is never more than $15....
Oh, yeah...there might be somebody -- somewhere...

Monday, February 10, 2020

The Art of Homemaking Exhibit: The End

Just when you thought I was done talking about that EXHIBIT, eh??

Here's the thing. What I didn't expect. LOTS OF PEOPLE CAME TO SEE the Exhibit...and I enjoyed giving some personal tours.

It suddenly dawned on me that this was a true Kodak MOMENT...which would never happen again. All these things, my lifetime collection -- so carefully gathered, ironed, sorted and displayed...well -- they might never be together again. This was a closing window...

One of my favorite tours started off with me sending this invitation...

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Sun, Jan 26, 11:40 AM email...

Dear Favorite Nieces,

I would love to take you out for an early supper one night this week. AND -- we'd start at the Bettendorf Library, so I can give you a guided tour of the Art of Homemaking Exhibit. 

Which, of course, has some roots with my mother, and my mother's mother...and this is the last week.

CALL ME.... 

LOVE, Aunt Rita 

P.S. I will be 71 soon -- which is really old -- so I could die any minute. Then you will feel awful...truly....The guilt will be with you forever -- you will wake up every morning for the rest of your life with regret...thinking... "Gee, I wish I'd seen that big exhibit of all her crap"...

The next day, I ran into Nicole (left) at the YMCA...and she rushed to give me a hug and said, "I'm so glad you didn't die last night.".... I said..."me, too..."
I gave them a special tour of the Exhibit -- then -- we went OUT FOR LUNCH!!
Of course, they didn't know I would be BRINGING GIFTS. They both have King size beds...and it's one of my great joys to put together "sheet sets" from my thrifting/vintage collections. Their new sheets were, of course, DRIED ON THE LINE...(which did require some snow shoveling!)
P.S....hey --I figure it's about time I start to play the Old Lady Card. Cuz, here's the thing -- IF NOT NOW -- WHEN?

Sunday, February 9, 2020

Inside an Iowa Caucus/Circus

NOBODY SHOULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS AT THE IOWA CAUCUSES...

FOR THE LIFE OF ME, I cannot figure out how we landed this plum job.

FIRST IN THE NATION.  

The candidates all come here...they spend a YEAR coming here. The candidates woo us, they sponsor dinners, lunches, rock concerts. They have small town meet and greets...they are here, they are accessible, and they act like IOWA IS THEIR BEST FRIEND...and their sole goal is to WIN IN IOWA.

WHY???

Iowa is NOT a little cross-section of America. Whereas 80% of the American population lives in or near a major city -- WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE. (Des Moines has about 200,000 people).

Here's another thing -- we are NOT a typical population. According to the latest Census -- our population is: White: 90.57% -- compared to 72% for the country as a whole.  That alone should disqualify Iowa...

We should NOT have this job...and I can say that because I live in Iowa -- and I caucused.  

Frankly, I went because my friend Kathy (who lives in Pennsylvania) laid a guilt trip on me. I know there are millions of people in this country who would LOVE to have this much early access to the candidates....and I know how lucky I am to live in a country where WE GET TO ELECT our leaders. I was ashamed of my apathy...

But, participating in the Iowa Caucus process has always been a disappointing, frustrating experience.  I've done it before  -- and each time, I SWEAR I will never do it again. IT IS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL WASTE OF TIME. But, how much can I complain about what happens in this country if I don't participate? Ugh... 

So I went.

The Iowa Caucus is a ridiculous event. I am telling you -- if the rest of the country could actually see what goes on inside the Iowa Caucuses -- no candidate with half a brain cell would spend a nickel in this state.

Here we go...

At 6:45, I walked into the Princeton, Iowa elementary school. Everybody had to be IN THE ROOM by 7:00. At that time, the temporary chairman (an unpaid volunteer)...reads instructions aloud from the very confusing written manual provided by the Democratic party.

The first order of business is to "elect" the temporary volunteer chairman to be the actual chairman of our precinct....(I have no idea how she was chosen in the first place, but the whole room quickly affirmed her position.)

We had 70 people (in a town of 900).  (many towns have less than a dozen attendees).

This number is important, because there's a lot of "MATH".  We all sat in the folding chairs, and patiently waited to be told what to do.

Here's the math: Princeton had 70 attendees. Based on our population, we have 2 delegates to the Iowa State convention...that means (for some reason) -- our number is 25% of 70. Get it? Right...nobody else did either. But, that meant a candidate must have 18 people in order to be "viable".

Are you still with me? (hang on -- it only gets worse)...

Theoretically, the candidates each have a "rep" with a card table and some stickers. At my caucus, we had six card tables:  Pete Buttigieg, Andrew Yang, Amy Klobuchar, Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, Elizabeth Warren.

The "rep" can stand up for the candidate and explain who they are. Which is important -- because before we walked in the room -- most of us didn't know anything about these people beyond the annoying, constant television ads. Based on those ads, I would have thought Tom Steyer was going to be a major player on this night. But the big miss for him was that he DIDN'T HAVE ANYBODY IN THE ROOM. Ugh...so, nobody stood up for him. He did not have a card table with his sign on it...

And -- how about this -- the same kid who spoke for Andrew Yang also spoke for Pete Buttigieg. WHA??

After those 60 second endorsements (most of the candidate reps are enthusiastic college kids)...we do the "first round".  Which means -- you go to your candidates "area"...and you stand.  We had 15 minutes to settle into our groups.  Based on my ten minutes of internet research earlier in the day, and the strong personality of her young rep -- I decided to stand for Amy Klobuchar.

Here's where the math comes into play. In order to be viable in Princeton, Iowa, a candidate needed 18 people.

After the first round, only Pete was viable. He had 24 people; Amy had 13; Biden 9, Bernie 8, Elizabeth 10, Andrew, 6....

Then, the real fun begins. The second round. Candidate groups are supposed to talk to one another, maybe "discuss the issues?".

Basically, people stand around awkwardly...looking at one another, trying to decide who's vulnerable. Maybe you know a neighbor in the Elizabeth Warren camp...or you recognize that red-headed guy from a recent basketball game at the high school.  At some point, the "non-viable" people get wooed (or bullied) into moving to a different candidate.

IF YOU DON'T MOVE -- and continue to stand with a Non-viable candidate -- you are totally wasting your time....as your presence at this caucus will not be noted or acknowledged.

Amy's kid was good. He convinced some of the Biden people to come to the Klobuchar camp -- and at the end of the second round, Amy was viable with 18 people. (also, one of our people brought over her cousin from the Andrew Lang camp...I'm pretty sure she bribed him with doughnuts....)

At the end of the second round, Princeton Iowa had two viable candidates. Pete Buttigieg and Amy Klobuchar. 

I left as soon as our two viable candidates were determined.  I was home by 8:30.  But the volunteer-woman-who-was-in-charge had to stay until she reported the results.  THAT job, thanks to a failed APP, and a much-too-small phone bank -- was impossible.  I'm not sure if she gave up or not.  And, AT SOME POINT, IT DOES NOT MATTER...!!

Here's the sad thing.  I have friends and family that caucused in Cedar Rapids, Davenport, Bettendorf, Dewitt and Des Moines. Although it IS NOT OFFICIAL (trust me -- there will NEVER be an official, believable count of these caucuses) -- Mayor Pete was the winner at every caucus -- which surprised me...

If Iowa hadn't done SUCH A PISS POOR JOB -- Pete Buttigieg would have gone into New Hampshire with big wind in his sail.

But -- that didn't happen.  Which is a shame. 

So -- here's my point.....

IOWA SHOULD NOT BE THE FIRST IN THE NATION. LET'S JUST ALL AGREE THAT IOWA IS NOT UP TO THE JOB. It's too much pressure, people. This year proves, once and for all -- that IOWA IS NOT CAPABLE OF DOING THIS ....

This is my most fervent plea to all potential presidential candidates. DO NOT COME BACK TO IOWA. We cannot fix this.

Do you know how I know this?  BECAUSE WHAT JUST HAPPENED -- THE FIASCO THAT WAS 2020 IOWA CAUCUSES....THIS WAS HOW WE FIXED THE MESS WE MADE IN 2016.

We are not worthy. Go someplace else. If you love America -- stay away...far far away...Save yourselves. 

Saturday, February 8, 2020

IOWA -- First in the Nation

When people ask me, "where are you from" -- I'm very proud to answer "Iowa"...

Usually.

But this week, I  might have faked a southern accent...ugh...

IOWA SHOULD NOT BE THE FIRST IN THE NATION. 

Seriously, America -- how did this happen?

I mean -- you can't blame us for trying to hang on to the "First in the nation" position.  It brings millions and millions of dollars into the State.  For example -- Tom Steyer (who you have never heard of) spent $15 million on television ads here.

There are untold millions spent.  Every television or cable network has crews following every single candidate.  There were 14 candidates a year ago...and every one of them came to this state on a tidal wave of money.  They don't just buy television ads and radio spots.  They print signs, rent halls for events, and hotels for their advance staff.  They spend millions on restaurant meals, phone banks, pizzas, gas for their cars, BBQ chips for their non-stop bus tours...I am not kidding when I say I throw away a BUSHEL of political ads every single week.
YOU CANNOT IMAGINE the money that is dropped in this state every year prior to a Presidential Election.  It is obscene.  I wouldn't be surprised if, during an election year, Iowa makes more money on the Caucuses than it makes growing corn...

AND WHO DECIDED THIS RODEO SHOULD START IN IOWA?

REALLY PEOPLE??  WHY IOWA??

Because, clearly, we are not worthy.  Tomorrow, I'm going to take you inside the mysterious small town Iowa Caucus....

You might prepare yourself by reading that childhood fable, The "The Emperor's New Clothes".

It'll be a rare Sunday post -- and it totally goes against my cardinal rule to "NEVER WRITE ABOUT RELIGION OR POLITICS"..

But, honestly -- this is RIDICULOUS...

Friday, February 7, 2020

My PERFECT Friday

Friday is another set-in-cement day for me. Every Friday -- no matter what -- Lilly and Warren come to my house.  They spend the night -- and all day Saturday.  And we do stuff.

There are no screens...they aren't allowed to play video games.  We make things.  We cook.  We clean. (okay -- that's wishful thinking).  We work on jigsaw puzzles.  We go to thrift stores.  Swimming.  Visiting.  Day trips.  Library events.  Museum visits.  Concerts.  Board games.

I sew, Warren Legos, Lilly read books.  Our activities change with the seasons...or what's happening around town.

We do stuff. 

In the summer -- we have breakfast on the porch.
Swimming is one of our FAVORITE THINGS.

But we also love crafting...
Road trips
Eating at restaurants
For special occasions -- Hotels!!
I travel with swimsuits, goggles, balls and pool noodles in the trunk of my car...
Also, extra swim towels.
The kids love cooking,making things...
Board games....
We go the Figge Art Museum, or the Putnam (science) Museum...and ALL the libraries...you can't imagine how excited they were to see the Art of Homemaking Exhibit (or, maybe you can...!)
Well -- you get the idea. My Fridays AND Saturdays are ALL ABOUT Lilly and Warren. I know it's a closing window...so I work hard to make the most of every minute.

Because you NEVER know what a child will remember...and I know, without a doubt, that this is the most important job I have left on my plate.

Thursday, February 6, 2020

My PERFECT Thursday

So...if Wednesday was the day I spent with a friend -- what's left for Thursday?

How can my week get any better?? Well, obviously, I haven't yet talked about one VERY IMPORTANT ELEMENT to my perfect week.

Yep.  It's the hunt. I must have at least one day each week that is all about the THRIFTING...

Because you JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA FIND...